Dirty Laundry

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Who Shot a Softcore Porn?

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Who Used To Regularly Poop on the Roof?

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Who Drank Breast Milk as an Adult?

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Who Stayed Up for 81 Hours?

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Who Hid $20,000 Inside a Bowflex?

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Who Got Railed on the Hood of Their Car in Front of a Police Station?

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Who Committed Libel against Reese Witherspoon?

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Who Used To Sell Drugs?

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Whose Family Van Got Stolen and Blown Up?

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Who Had Covid-Compliant Sex?

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Who Was Almost Institutionalized for Claiming to See Angels?

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Who Threw a Solo Wedding for Themselves?

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Who Got Arrested in the Middle of Their English Class?

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Who Fully Pissed Themselves Onstage?

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Who Was Almost Attacked By a Mob of Middle-Aged British People?

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Who Called in a Favor From a Sitting Governor?

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Who Ate an Entire Container of Makeup?

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Who Had to Join a Union Because of Their Ass?

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Who Threw Pretzels at a Couple Having Sex?

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Who Got High and Reenacted a Concert Using Eggs?

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Who Came Out to Their High School Girlfriend Via Jesus Christ?

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Who Got Stung in the Crotch by a Jellyfish?

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Who Watched a Woman Pump Breast Milk While Snorting Cocaine?

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Who Was Found Naked in a Hallway by a Drug Dealer?

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Who Is an Honorary Member at a Sex Club?

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Who Went to a War Criminal's Birthday?

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Who Blamed Their Sex Noises on a Videogame?

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Who Bugged Someone's Car to Catch Them Cheating?

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Who Sent a Mean Email to a Famous Comedian as a Middle Schooler?

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Who Has an Active Warrant Out For Their Arrest?

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Who Had Standing Permission to Steal From a Store?

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Who Was Part of a Ritual to Ward Off Evil Spirits?

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Who Wrote a Short Story That Seriously Disturbed a Teacher?

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Who Missed a Flight Because They Were at an Orgy?

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Who Got Hit By a CollegeHumor Fan?

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Whose House Was Raided on Suspicions of Terrorism?

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Whose Suitcase Exploded?

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Whose Family Punished Them With a Scary Mask?

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Who Almost Went to Jail Because of a Forgetful Woman?

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Who Got Arrested and Detained at Disneyland?

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Who Was Implicated in a Prank Call Scandal?

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Who Almost Killed Harrison Ford?

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Who Got Yelled at by a Real Housewife?

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Who Hooked Up with Someone They Met on the Plane?

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Who Got Sued by McDonald’s?

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Who Stole Fire Extinguishers From a Hotel?

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Who Got Detained in a Foreign Country?

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Who Got Walked In on with Their Hair on Fire?

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Whose Mom Outshined Them at a Dance Party?

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Who Passed Out at a Movie Theater?

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Who Won a Stand-Off with a Popstar?

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Whose Mom Was an Accomplice to Armed Robbery?

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Who Ended a Relationship Using Sorcery?

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Who Joined an Ex on Their Honeymoon?